http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuJvDIPphzwI: We're here at 9:23 this morning, The Big Breakfast is on air until 9:28 exactly this morning because it's all about the War Child project. We've had Kate Moss and other super models here and Johnny Depp (something) as well. How do you feel about this whole project?
J: I think it's just amazing that, first of all that you can get all these people together to give a hand to help, you know. And all those groups.
I: The fact that you're in the public eye, does that put pressure on you to support a charity? How do you pick and choose which ones you're going to support?
J: I think you just do it, I mean, try and help in any way you can, I mean there's a lot of people who would jump on just about any bandwagon for publicity, but I mean this is obviously a very serious thing going on. And, a lot of kids are being killed.
I: We've just seen the footage...
J: A lot of families being ousted, so, this is what I'm real happy to do, to help if I can.
I: Kate, can you just tell me once again what the War Child project is about?
K: Well, the charity distributes money to other agencies which take food and set up medical supplies, you know medical social and food is basically what they're trying to get together, down there.
I: We've got the address if you'd like to give your pledge, this is what today has been about. War Child, PO Box 100 Salisbury, War Child PO Box 100 Salisbury. What do you keep giggling at?
J: Just looking at that guy in his underwear.
I: Sure, and actually, that's all he's got! He doesn't get out of bed for less then 52 pence. It's true about (something). Now, we've talked about the War Child, and as we've got you here Johnny, we have a little matter with you, if we may. This whole, the whole Johnny Depp scenario, the whole obsession, women must be falling at your feet where ever you go, no matter where you two go you're followed by the paparazzi, how does it feel being this idol, this thing of Johnny Depp and Kate Moss?
J: I don't really know anything about that stuff you know...
I: Does it happen?
J: Which part?
I: Well, everyone following you, the paparazzi.
J: Yeah, they're pretty good you know, they could, yeah they're very similar to mosquitoes. You know? Gnats.
I: How do you feel when they're following you in every single thing you do?
J: Well, subtlety is right out the window. That's the first thing, I mean, there's about a thousand flash bulbs going off.
I: So, is the image true? The Johnny Depp image that we read about in papers?
J: I don't know. I don't know of any image.
I: And how about the two of you? Does it frustrate you with your relationship, that it's so popular?
K: No, because they don't really know anything, they just presume and make all these thoughts, all these allegations.
J: It makes for very good fiction.
K: Yeah, exactly.
J: They write some really interesting stories.
I: Did they ever actually ask you though?
K: No. There were anomalies in the front page of the Star today saying “She's marrying Prince Albert”
J: I am.
K: I mean, no body actually rings up to say “Are you gonna marry Prince Albert?” before they print it, so they just go ahead and do it. It makes good news I suppose.
J: I actually I'm gonna marry Prince Albert.
I: You're gonna marry Prince Albert? Exclusive here on the Big Breakfast!
J: We're gonna live in Cannes.
I: Do you two then -
J: Prince Albert in Cannes...
I: Is it hard for your relationship... you're going to marry Prince Albert in Cannes.
J: In Cannes.
I: But you're not marrying Kate Moss, you're marrying Prince Albert... Does it make it harder to keep a relationship going in the public eye?
K: No. Johnny?!
J: No, no, no, no.
I: And, do you know the tattoo? (elle dit ce mot étrangement, lol) Where's the tattoo that we always hear about?
J: I don't know.
I: The one that you've had, let's, have you got any tattoos that we can just have a look at?
J: No, I don't have any tattoos, these are just doodles... ink pen.
I: You just write them, draw them in? You haven't got them on your arm anymore?
J: No, they're all gone.
I: They've all gone?
J: Yes. Skin grafted, just, all gone. Every single one.
I: Really?
J: All of them.
K: Yeah, skin grafted, major.
J: Yeah.
I: Can we see?
J: Sand blasted.
I: Can we see?
J: My, skin graft?
I: Yeah!
J: Well it's a little... new at this point.
I: Really? Is this for real?
J: No, they're all there. They're all... everything is fine.
I: Okay, well both of you thank you very much. I know you rushed over, we had to get you to the show and out of bed. Thank you, and when you do get married, I wish you very happy years together.
J: And when you get married...
I: I've done it.
J: Have you?
I: Yeah, it's a really good feeling.
J: Well when you get divorced, I wish you many happy years.